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12/13/2004: "Rage^8"

Yes, the eagerly awaited 8th installment of Game Rage! is here, with images and the usual sarcastic commentary, to boot. Before you continue to the link, I'd just like to send out a special thank you to everyone that incessantly annoyed the shit out of me about this the last few months. Without you, none of this would be possible!!!!!11!!

Enjoy.

Replies: 3 Comments

on Monday, December 13th, dan said

nice laugh out loud

on Tuesday, December 14th, Thomas said

Gawd my email sucked

on Tuesday, December 14th, Derek said

lmao

no comment

You can talk the talk, but can you strafe the strafe?

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