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To everyone who is going to read this, this is a language only certain people know about and I’m sure that there’s no one of you, so if you want to be sure you have to find some translator I guess well I cannot tell if there is one or if you have to get some dictionary or wait maybe there is none.
After I wrote my last post there has been some sladky veshches ittying on. Yes, there has! For example, Ace posted that whole veshches of WRs but then again he didn't quit there and I have to govoreet, horrorshow I'm impressed, just like everyone should be. Oh my bratties!
Ace posted some very bolnoy impressive amount of WRs I must govoreet and yes, we're all proud of him, but really does anyone pony the guy, oh bratties, G5 SA 0:41 what does it mean nowadays? Ace lowering his Maian SOS PA by 2 whole seconds who could have ever imagined, can someone firegold his red red krovvy? Is this malenky malchick a nazz or just too real dobby with like a pooshka? Am I bezoomny my droogs, am I bezoomny?
Also, some guy eemyaed Red Bull has done some choodessny rabbit in PD, getting 2 untied world pop-discs and veshches like that, you know how it itties, it's like to be poogly about or not? It's razrezzing 4 seconds of the current total raz, or is it not? Some days my glazzies messel they were ittying bezoomny when they viddied Escape SA 3:18 and Escape PA 3:20 but when I viddied those razzes I was not really impressed as I'm ittying for lower and who knows what will sloochat to them, O my brothers. It's really real dobby, really real dobby!
Also I have noticed that there are certain lewdies who get certain PRs and those lewdies must be like Carathorn and Mr. Guru and Plum, and congrats to all those pop-discs and veshches they get because it's like sladky how those lewdies sloochat to gain ranks and everyone viddies they gain ranks and horrorshow there is this guy eemyaed Otto and his DVD recorder belongs to his pee right now so he will not get very real dobby PRs but pony this lewdies he was 60/60 proven and now he isn't anymore because of his latest PR and welly welly welly welly well, sometimes you have to do this, viddy for yourself!
"The nearest way to glory is to strive to be what you wish to be thought to be."
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The year opened with heated competition for control on the Silo 00 Agent world record. Boss was first to give it a go, tieing the existing time of 1:29 before lowering it another second to 1:28. Clemens put it a good effort as well, obtaining a PR or 1:29 and duping it short thereafter. Goose however, simply stared at the floor, reducing lag, and emerged ahead of the field with the new untied time of 1:27, prompting a massively epic comeback video, and later being the first player to hit the elusive Streets time of 1:55, on secret agent.
Unable to cope with being bested, Boss and Clemens quickly hopped onto the local train to seek conselling, both arriving in a slick 1:27, secret agent style. Ace quickly derailed their hopes, by defending and improving his untied sweep of the stage, lowering the SA time to 1:25; followed by tieing the Archives SA and 00 world records at 0:54.
Neither of them would give up however, and both would go on to break the 1:15:00 barrier, with some strong new records including Aztec 00 1:43 by Boss; Aztec SA 1:38, Dam SA 1:17 and Streets A 1:13 by Clemens. As of this post, Clemens is ahead overall by only a single second! With the competition at the top so close, it should be interesting to see who winds up on top later this year. Why, it could even be newcomer Adam Goldflint, who recently achieved his first world record time, Runway SA 0:23.
Great as all the new WRs above are, they pale compared to the recent bunker-ings of our pal, David Clemens, who managed to not only get the untied he had been aiming for for some time, but to get it by a full two seconds!Bunker 2 SA 0:46, great time and shaping up to be the strongest untied record set this year; he then went onto tie the 00 agent WR of 0:58, securing a sweep of the level. Clemens wasn't the only player tackling this stage, Illu set two personal bests of 0:51 on Secret Agent and 1:05 on 00 Agent.
In other news, Eddie Lovins was busy rocking the Cradle, obtaining 0:35 on Agent and 0:37 on SA and 00, making him the newest player 60/60 times proven. Congrats Eddie, for making octo's job all the easier! Down in Aussieland, Glen Stevens started his GE year by duping his personal best on Facility Agent, 0:47.
Licence to Kill league saw a fair bit of action as well, with Boss hitting a strong 0:56 on Archives. Illu and Adam Bozon put in some good work on Aztec, hitting 2:23 and 2:18 respectively, both beating the previous world record of 2:24.
On the darker side of LTK, Ace managed 1:07 on Archives, but that pales to Illu's recent Aztec acheivement. His new record time of 8:19 not only beats the next best time by a full 7 and a half minutes, but also beats the in-game target time to unlock the dual laser cheat. A stunning feat to which no doubt many Bonds valiantly gave their lives.
Well, that's all for now! See you all again in a couple weeks.
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