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L337 Story Generator

November 25th, 2004 at 2:56pm by Derek

Hey guys, I got something for you to waste a few minutes on. As part of my ongoing JavaScript kick, I bring to you the L337 Story Generator! After giving the program a few simple specifications it generates a random story, that *hopefully*, is of comedic value. So have a look and try making a few stories. And knowing that the majority of you are computer-savvy losers like me, I encourage you to follow the “About this program” link to learn a little more about how I wrote it and other approaches I considered.

The next update I plan to bring to you is Fake Chat 4, but bear with me — finals are bearing down on me….

Posted: November 25th, 2004
at 2:56pm by Derek


Categories: Uncategorized

Comments: 9 comments


  • Thomas

    I really like it. Thanks for taking the time to make it for us. FC4!!!

  • http://--//-- Andrew

    Mmm, L337. I made a very crude type of javascript proggie like this in year 9. It wasn’t great but it really was a scream. If I can find it I’ll send it to you. WTG though. Goodluck with finals.

  • dan

    hehehe. pretty cool indeed. :)

  • ShadowZero

    Yeah, it was so fun so I made a story dedicated to din mor and Axel 😉

    :hehe: :crazy: :blush:

  • wheatrich

    clark was entombed by anguish over the loss of the the-elite.net. ‘MY PRECIOUS!!’ he cried

    and a lame The masturbation machine pulls up. It was come. Yeah, lame.

  • Jon

    cool story maker – livened up boring free lessons… -ako

  • Jon

    cool story maker – livened up boring free lessons… -ako

  • Jon

    cool story maker – livened up boring free lessons… -ako

  • Randomcat

    Best thing ever

    

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