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We have just been Server0wned!

March 9th, 2005 at 5:46pm by Derek

Last night my “8 Phases of Goatse” page absorbed about ten thousand hits in a span of a few hours (from an unknown source). About of 98% of our allotted monthly bandwidth has been consumed. It’s March 9th….

I will be incurring a service charge in choosing to keep the site up for you guys. Any donations are warmly welcomed. The site may go down anyway (for a few days) in the event we hit a secondary bandwidth restriction before month’s end. There’s a pretty good chance this will happen, I regret to report.

In the meantime, we’ve made the necessary changes to assure that we won’t see a repeat of this. Again, my apologies. Blame Google for jacking the Phases page into their top 10 search results for “goatse” recently.

Posted: March 9th, 2005
at 5:46pm by Derek

Categories: Uncategorized

Comments: 3 comments

  • Trent

    Heh, l8r!

  • Matthijs

    Clark, I don’t appreciate this early April’s fool joke :laugh:

  • Derek

    We’re still alive somehow. I’ll probably get surprised with some massive service charge next month.

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