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Ben Gorman, PD:
After an episode of intense yelling and cursing at some video game, Ben went outside to get the mail. His next-door neighbor, who was nearby, asked something to the effect of, "Hey, I thought I heard something earlier, is everything...okay?"
Ben realized that he had a problem. He went inside and closed the window.
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Dan Dykstra, GE/PD:
During Illinois 2002, Dan got so mad at Caverns that he said, "Caverns 00 is flippin' retarded." Offended, I asked him to leave the room.
(Inside joke explanation: Dan can be heard, faintly, saying this in the background of the Illinois basement tour video.)
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Randy Buikema, GE/PD:
Randy loses 0.1s for missing a train lock: "holy MOLY, that was a bunch of crap" with mild loudness.
(Inside joke explanation: Randy has high standards and controlled game rage.)
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Greg Lavery, GE/PD:
"I'll just assume I didn't lose 4 bars on the first guy. This run has "quit" written all over it."
(Inside joke explanation: Greg is hilarious. He never gets mad, he just gets comical)
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Dirk Olson, GE/PD:
sixteen GE/PD:
sixteenpd: I was playing PD
sixteenpd: for thr first time in ages I was actually having a super run in Pelagic 2 sa
sixteenpd: some ass holes get in my way by the stairs
sixteenpd: they blast me to hell and I die
sixteenpd: I was so mad that I grabbed my controler a chucked it on the floor
sixteenpd: then I grabbed a pen and threw it
sixteenpd: it ended up blowing up
sixteenpd: there is Black ink all over the carpet
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Vitor Miranda, GE/PD:
"I was trying on Pelagic 2 Perfect Agent... on that moment, I was with a good time, almost full health, I could get like 2:30 or under... I talked to Elvis, then when I was coming back, only ONE guard killed me with his CMP150... I got so mad on that moment that I threw my controller on the floor... I took it back to my hand, but it wasnt working anymore... :("
"Now I rarely throw things on the floor/wall. And when I throw, that thing dont break. Actually I just swear the game or punch myself... PS: don't punch the wall because you can hurt your hand madstyle....... I dit it once. I just could not play for 2-3 days... and that sucks."
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Mark Jones, MK64:
DnTn31: i just busted another controller playing DK
DnTn31: well not busted
DnTn31: but it rattles
DnTn31: i feel that the sling approach... ensures maximum anger relief along with maximum controller damage
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Kevin Ventullo:
Dr Sbaitso0: anyway, I took my controller and threw it as hard as i could at the floor (which is stone covered with a thin carpet)
Dr Sbaitso0: it now sounds like it's got sand inside of it when you shake it
Dr Sbaitso0: i'm trying to find these "sand" type things, see it's a translucent controller
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Bryan Youse, GE/PD:
Bryan Bosshardt, GE:
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"One run, I got stuck on a guard. I threw this ring shaped frizbee with full velocity at the TV screen and the picture turned purple with a green and red on the outside like I wrecked something inside the monitor. I was thinking at this point that my GE career and well being was over. I didn't want anyone to know so I decided to turn it off and take a nap hoping some miracle would happen. Turns out that the screen looked normal after my 2 hour nap. (miracle came true) That will be one game rage incident that will never be forgotten. In conclusion, DON'T THROW OBJECTS THAT SEEM LIGHT AGAINST YOUR TV SCREENS."
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Peter Osterland, GE:
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"Today goldeneye is being gay and about 10 minutes ago I just took an axe and chopped up one of my controllers. It was fun. "
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