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Name: Derek Clark
Birthdate: July 27, 1982
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
Experience: King B in MK64
Comment: Why am I acting like an idiot?

  ....I'm not acting!


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NEWS
6.13.04 Hott DDJ PRs. Not really. 6.9.04 I'm back! Cleaned up a few of my horrible times, WC, DKM, and RR (3'04"558 / 1'00"661). Hopefully I can stay on it. I'll be chasing Bosshardt :)

5.3.04 - Well, by now it's obvious I stopped playing. I started racing again in February and got times on the first 5 tracks that I feel are respectable (well, didn't really try BP 3-lap much.) I also got a decent 3-lap on BC at some point. Ultimately, school was way too demanding for me to dedicate the time I wanted to for time trials. Or perhaps I was just too demanding of myself when I did sit down to play. My site rank is 45th with the addition of these times, though I'd probably be closer to 30th if I didn't have about 10 really, really bad times (from the first week I owned the game). It's a big drop, but ultimately, I'm happy with what I accomplished in a short amount of time. I'm curious to see how well a few of my times hold up over time. For example, my YC times are each ranked 22nd right now (of 315), which is impressive considering these times were achieved within the first month of the game's release. The game's been out for about six months now.

The site just had it's huge facelift...and now there's talk of course standards. These may lure me back to the game, especially with the summer upcoming. Ultimately, the only thing that will probably keep me from playing is the expectations I put on myself. I still hope to PR again.

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MUSHROOM CUP

 # Track 3-lap best Kart F-lap best Kart Lap # Splits Strat Date Date
 1  Luigi Circuit   1'18"943   Barrel Train   0'25"484   Barrel Train   Lap 2   26"936 - 25"966 - 26"041   0-1-1   Feb '04   Feb '04 
 2  Peach Beach   1'11"781   Barrel Train   0'22"939   Barrel Train   Lap 2   24"407 - 23"555 - 23"819   0-1-1   Feb '04   Feb '04 
 3   Baby Park   1'07"433   Barrel Train   0'08"960   Barrel Train   Lap 2   unrecorded   unrecorded   Feb '04   Feb '04 
 4  Dry Dry Desert    1'35"631   Barrel Train   0'29"885   Barrel Train   Lap 2 31"218 - 33"475 - 30"938  1-0-1   Feb '04   Feb '04 


FLOWER CUP

 # Track 3-lap best Kart F-lap best Kart Lap # Splits Strat Date Date
 5  Mushroom Bridge   1'22"787   Barrel Train  0'26"881   Barrel Train  Lap 2   28"365 - 27"322 - 27"100   0-1-1   Feb '04   Feb '04 
 6  Mario Circuit   1'31"715   Barrel Train   0'29"297   Barrel Train   Lap 2   31"372 - 30"266 - 30"077   0-1-1   Feb '04   12-12-03 
 7  Daisy Cruiser   1'43"341   Gold Kart   0'33"561   Gold Kart   Lap 3   35"129 - 34"318 - 33"894   0-0-2   12-18-03   12-18-03 
 8   Waluigi Stadium   1'45"318   Barrel Train   0'33"245   Barrel Train   Lap 2   35"824 - 34"448 - 35"046   0-1-1   12-30-03   12-30-03 


STAR CUP

 # Track 3-lap best Kart F-lap best Kart Lap # Splits Strat Date Date
 9  Sherbet Land   1'18"300   Barrel Train   0'25"272   Barrel Train   Lap 2   26"892 - 25"272 - 26"136   0-2-0   1-24-04   1-24-04 
10  Mushroom City   1'40"862   Barrel Train   0'33"128   Barrel Train   Lap 2   34"021 - 33"595 - 33"246   0-0-2   1-8-04   1-8-04 
11  Yoshi Circuit   1'46"236   Barrel Train   0'34"135   Barrel Train   Lap 2   36"351 - 35"157 - 34"728   0-1-1   12-19-03   12-21-03 
12  DK Mountain   1'54"508   Toad Kart   0'37"160   Toad Kart   Lap 1   38"219 - 38"272 - 38"017   2-0-0   6-6-04   6-6-04 


SPECIAL CUP

 # Track 3-lap best Kart F-lap best Kart Lap # Splits Strat Date Date
13  Wario Colosseum   2'06"674   Barrel Train   1'02"368   Barrel Train   Lap 2   1'04"136 - 1'02"538   1-0   6-4-04   6-4-04 
14  Dino Dino Jungle   1'49"151   Barrel Train   0'35"169   Barrel Train   Lap 1   0'37"486 - 0'35"844 - 0'35"821   0-1-1   6-11-04   6-11-04 
15  Bowser's Castle   2'26"926   Barrel Train   0'48"154   Barrel Train   Lap 1   0'48"971 - 0'48"879 - 0'49"071   2-0-0   Feb '04   Feb '04 
16  Rainbow Road   3'04"558   Toad Kart   1'00'661   Toad Kart   Lap 2   1'02"057 - 1'01"124 - 1'01"377   0-1-1   6-9-04   6-9-04 


TOTAL TIMES

Mushroom Cup NSC Total Times 3-lap: n/a f-lap: n/a
Flower Cup NSC Total Times 3-lap: n/a f-lap: n/a
Star Cup NSC Total Times 3-lap: n/a f-lap: n/a
Special Cup NSC Total Times 3-lap: n/a f-lap: n/a
OVERALL Non-shortcut Total Times 3-lap: n/a f-lap: n/a



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