A phenomenon known as "goatse" has taken the internet by storm, in what has become the fad from hell that just won't die. Don't know what goatse is? It's a picture, go look it up, can't miss it. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the goatse is...you must see it for yourself....

The 8 phases of goatse

Phase 1: Shock
"OMGWTF!" *MINIMIZE......*


Phase 2: Disbelief
*....maximize*...."Is this...real? Holy SHIT."


Phase 3: Disgust
That's just gay as hell.


Phase 4: Anger
"Who's the queer that sent me this?"


Phase 5: Curiosity
"Yeah...his hands really are in there."


Phase 6: Reconsideration
"Well, could be worse. That is pretty insane!"


Phase 7: Enchantment
"Only on teh intranet! What a delight!"


Phase 8: Approval
Good show! I <3 GOATSE!!






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