I'm getting quite tired of this. You keep asking me to do this, or do that and then whine about it when I tell you no. What do you expect?! I'm a busy man, for crying out loud! I don't even have time to post, and you expect me do do all these things for you at the drop of a hat? Are you insane?! I don't have all this time to go changing custom titles and making vids...I have to delete posts for no reason. What's that? Softcore porn? BALEETED!

     You should be damn thankful enough that I don't baleet you, as a person, and you have the audacity to bitch and moan at me about trivial things like custom titles and videos. What do I look like, a moderator? Give me a break! I'm the ezOP for Pete's sake! I can't be doing all of the important bitch work. I have much bigger fish to fry. Wait a second...is that a coup that guy is trying to start? BALEETED!

     Do you honestly expect me to spend my small amounts of free time contributing to The Elite? Get real...it's much more important that I take things away. I only have a few hours a day, so rather than waste them by posting and making vids, I delete posts that only I find offensive. I mean, if I'm so busy that I can't delegate responsibility to people who happen to have more free time than I do, how can you possibly expect me to make a video, or something? Did someone just say bypass the censor and say "clit.oris?" BALEETED!

     However, I will let you in on a little secret: suck my cock, and I may change your custom title. You'll probably want me to change it to something cool sounding, like "I sucked Chris Rayola's cock and all I got was this lousy custom title." You like that? How about another secret: suck it twice, and I might make your vids. Sure, you could probably ask Jon Barber to change your title and make your vids, but I have my needs, too. They just happen to come in the form of homoerotic sexual favors. Hey...is that a picture of goatse on that dude's shirt? BALEETED!

Ooh...nice pecs.

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